Yo Dawg Heard You

YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO PROCRASTINATE / SO WE PUT A DEADLINE IN YOUR DEADLINE SO YOU CAN STRESS WHILE YOU STRESS

I LOVE IT WHEN GIRLS SAY THAT THEIR BOYFRIEND IS THEIR WORLD / THIS IS THE FOURTH WORLD YOU'VE HAD IN 2 MONTHS. ARE YOU BUILDING A SOLAR SYSTEM NOW?

WHEN YOU SHARPEN A PENCIL BUT TIP JUST KEEPS BREAKING OFF

SAW TWO BLIND GUYS FIGHTING IN THE STREET / SHOULD'VE SEEN THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES WHEN I SAID "MY MONEY IS ON THE ONE WITH THE KNIFE"

JUDGE: NAME ME: NOT GUILTY JUDGE: YOU'RE NOT GUILTY? ME: THANK YOU VERY MUCH / ME: