Surprised Pikachu

Me: *Walks to KFC to get some food* / Vegan: You know that Chicken your about to eat used to have a family? Me: that's why I get the family bucket, no one gets left behind / Vegan:

Me: Finally defeats boss I've been struggling with for the longest time / My coworkers:

Docter: You had an appointment yesterday, why didn't you come? Me: I was sick The doctor:

When you find a pink sheep in Minecraft / YouTubers:WoAh ThAt Is So NoT pLaNnEd / Me:

Me: signs one (1) form and becomes an adult / The government, my landlord, and my dentist: "Cool, now do 47 more every month." / Surprised Pikachu