Sleeping Shaq

Comedians when a fight breaks out / Comedians when no one laughs at their jokes

me when I have homework / me when I have to play minecraft

Global Economic Crisis / Someone stole the KitKats

Schools when someone is being bullied / Schools when someone says the word 'gum'

"Go to the party man, there's gonna be girls." / "Go to the party man, there's gonna be food."

I took the last doughnut / I took the last everything bagel