Hide the Pain Harold

Every email i get, "Hey! Learn about ai! Use ai! teach with ai!" / i hate this. i hate ai. ai can go to hell.

There is no one "right way" for everyone to live!! We're not zombies! There are approximately 8 1/2 BILLION people on earth. You do you. Let them do them. Your only goal is to harm none and follow your own heart. Don't follow. Lead your own life / You are exactly where you're supposed to be and you can not get it wrong. Mistakes are part of life. Lessons are learned. You do NOT have to live like everyone else that has decided there is only one "right way" / not

Playing the lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow / Drinking Tequila gives you a 1 in 4 chance

My son is going to attend puppet school this fall / I had to pull a lot of strings to admit him there

Doctor ordered me to avoid red meat / Shouldn't be a problem, by the time I'm done grilling, it's black and brown

I see that my kids have been on eBay all day long / If they’re still there tomorrow, I’ll lower the price