Gru's Plan

If a zombie bit a mam / The man becomes a zombie / Teacher / But if a man bit zombie.. Couldn’t the zombie turn into a man?

We stop producing physical media by 2028. We increase game and console prices and remove all movie purchases from our customers. Sony / Sony / We lose our fans and potential customers. We lose our fans and potential customers. Sony / Sony

we shoot off fireworks for 4th of july / the fireworks shoot up / they then come back down / they are coming down

The septum ring on a Cow is to control the direction it's traveling / on a Pig, it stops them from sticking their nose where it doesn't belong / On the Human, it's Contradictory to all objectives altogether / On a Bull it's to control unruly behavior

make a meme / post it / its blurry / its blurry

so everyone knows that there is more water then land / thats not true a student says / how so i ask / the student says there's more land under the water

So, everyone knows the definition of photosynthesis, right? Yes, sir. that one student asks But, sir, in reality, plants are actually farming us. so i say Enlighten me / Well, by giving us oxygen daily until we all eventually decompose so they can consume us / plants are farming us