Clown Applying Makeup

Pov: you see someone wearing a Spurs jersey in SA

My dog ate my homework / A car ate my homework / a cat ate my homework / A plane fell into our house, exploded, then 10 cars and 2 trains and 5 buses ran into me, and sadly my homework got nuked about 23 times from North Korea, while I was in a coma for about 2 hours. Then my homework got eaten by my dad CAUZE he was hungry

I’ll just check one email before bed / Ooh, a 2-minute video about ancient spoons / Wait, why is there a 6-hour documentary series on spoons? Good morning, it’s 3:47am and I’m a spoon scholar now

America making fun of Brits who don't use "T's in words / America pronouncing the words with "T"'s with a "D" instead / America pronounces words like "literally" by saying "Liderally" and "British" as "Bridish" / Americans

I’ll just reorganize my email inbox / I’ll make 37 folders and 12 color labels / I’ll create a tagging system with rules and auto-filters / Why do I have 9,842 unread emails?