American Chopper Argument

MERRY CHRISTMAS! THAT’S OFFENSIVE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE AND WORTHY GOD!!! THATS EVEN WORSE!!! AND THE DEATH OF ALL OTHER FALSE RELIGIONS!!!

DISNEY / YOU SAID YOU WANTED NEW MOVIES / DISNEY FANS / YOU GAVE ME LIVE-ACTION REMAKES / WE'RE DOING ALL WE CAN / EXCEPT FOR MAKING GOOD ORIGINAL MOVIES / YOU LIKED THE ORIGINALS SO YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE REMAKES

PINEAPPLE BELONGS ON PIZZA / ABSOLUTELY IT DOES / IT RUINS EVERYTHING / IT'S SWEET, IT'S BALANCED / I SWEAR I'LL PUT PINEAPPLE ON YOUR LASAGNA TOO!!!

AVERAGE SCHOOL DAY / 67!!!!!!!!!!! ITS DEAD BRO / 67 67 67 67 67 67 / SHUT UP YOU IDIOT ITS 2026 / I'M TELLING THE TEACHER

YOU ORDERED PINEAPPLE ON THAT PIZZA. IT'S A DELICIOUS COUNTERPOINT TO THE SALTY AND SAVORY ELEMENTS OF THE DISH. FRUIT DOESN'T BELONG ON PIZZA! TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT!! TELL THAT TO EVERY GROCERY STORE IN AMERICA!!!!